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Bush Resume

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under
the influence of alcohol.
I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.
My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oilin Texas. The
company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in
the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay),
I was electedgovernor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
oil companies,
making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as
the most
smog-ridden city
in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of
billions in
borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any
governor in
American history

With the help of my brother, the governor of
Florida, my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
President after losing
by over
500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
office with a
criminal
record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of over
one
billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S.
Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual
deficit in U.S.
history.
I set an economic record for most private
bankruptcies filed in any
12-month
period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month
period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
the history of
the U.S.
stock market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
lost their
jobs and
that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any
administration in U.S. history.
My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a
Chevron oil tanker
named
after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a U.S.
President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the
most
corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
my best
friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud
in U.S.
History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys
to assure
my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against
investigation
or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the
Monica
Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating
one of the
biggest
corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and
refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry
was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
criminals to be
awarded
government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration than any
President in
U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest
bureaucracy in the
history of the United States government.
I've broken more international treaties than any
President in U.S.
history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
United Nations
remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.
"prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
Geneva
Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United
Nations
election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest number of press
conferences of any
President
since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
in any one-year
period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I
presided over the
worst
security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
World Trade
Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the
most hated
country in
the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history.
I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to
simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the
record for
protest against any person in the history of
mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked,
pre-emptive
attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
nation. I did so
against
the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and
the world
community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut
in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families
-- in war time.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for
attacking
Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a
majority of Europeans
(71%)
view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
peace and
security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster,"
a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden
to
justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
now in my
father's library
sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my
bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.
All records
or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended
regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for
public review

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

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